31 Hilarious Responses to Passive Aggressive Notes

Claimed!

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BUT WHAT IF THIS REALLY HAPPENED!?!?

Is Your Name Dave?

2

If yes, it’s your lucky day! If no, it’s still your lucky day because you’re going to take the drink that doesn’t belong to you anyway because you are a miserable human being!

Elaine’s Drawer

3

Why do we get the feeling this is Elaine Benis’ drawer? This is totally something she would do. And totally the response she’d get from Jerry.

From, THE VEGAN

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Why do so many vegans feel the need to introduce themselves as vegans?

No Longer Homeless

5

What makes this absolutely amazing is the sheer amount of time spent 1) writing a note and 2) building a house instead of throwing the tube away.

Jesus Says…

6

He wants YOU to stop stealing Diet Coke. Even if you’re super thirsty.

Well Played

7

Really, though? What else kind of response did this person think they’d get?

Print Jobs

8

Command + P, got it?

Ice, Ice, Baby

9

So weird. So understandably weird. Especially if it’s that amaaaaaaaazing crushed ice.

Here’s Your Sign

10

And at least 5 different ways to make sure your signs are read.

Lettuce Remember

11

True story: a college roommate and I once had a similar standoff about a bite of lasagna. It may still be in that kitchen 10 years later.

Ethnic Foods

12

Is the solution here just to stop eating? To finish each other’s…sandwiches?

Away In a Manger

13

There’s no room at the Inn for people who don’t use proper English and spelling.

Calling All Bike Thieves

14

Clearly your intelligence was underestimated, which is probably why this guy’s bike was stolen.

Fire Hoses

15

Maybe he should ask for help controlling his fire hose so he won’t keep peeing in the floor?

Teamwork!

16

And not a staple to be found. GREAT JOB, TEAM!

Death To Comic Sans

17

No, really. Can we all just collectively agree never to use it again for the rest of eternity?

Extended Life

18

Where is this place? We want to eat here.

Mom Wins

19

Duh! Mom always wins.

Hair Band

20

Badum CHHHHHHHHHH!

Pinching Off a Loaf

21

Oh, you cheeky responder, you!

Life Ruiner

22

Is the brick going through the car window or the note-leaver’s window? I need to know whose life is being ruined here.

Nicest Way Possible

23

Starting a note with “the nicest way possible” is almost guaranteed to mean that things are gonna get ugly.

Science vs. God

24

Shouldn’t this be science vs. science since God invented air and science paper?

Buddha Wisdom

25

This response to the response asking for positive signs on the complaint about the microwave doesn’t really make sense? But okay, we’ll go with it.

Microwaves Kill

26

Man, people in offices REALLY hate microwaves. Like, a LOT!

Emily Dickinson

27

“I heard a fly buzz when I died…” and now that fly is dead.

Thou Shalt Not Steal

28

It’s, like, a commandment or something!

Dwight Schrute Says…

29

That you are wrong. This means that you are wrong.

Chain Reaction

30

If you park like a jackass, then everybody else will park like a jackass and you will leave and everybody else will still look like jackasses so don’t do that.

A REAL Community

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Not a FAKE community like those things on the world wide web. REAL.