Cute and Funny Car Names for 2023

Sunshine

First up, do you have an old yellow car? Because you probably light up every time you're in the cute contraption, we suggest the name Sunshine.

Polar Bear

Next up is for the heavy-duty truck you can use to drive in the snow, which should be better known as Polar Bear.

Midnight

Midnight goes out to anyone with a fast, black sports car that you use all night long.

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Silver Fox

Silver Fox is a spot-on label for sleek, silver automobiles.

Marshmallow

Do you have a white electric car you love to curl up in while you wait for it to charge? If so, you must call it Marshmallow.

Orange Crush

As we said, the color of your car can be a great starting for picking a name, so we wouldn't blame you if you called your bright, citrus-hued vehicle Orange Crush.

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Bullet

Blue Devil

Go on, name your handsome blueberry-colored machine Blue Devil.

Wrangler

Since the real model name Jeep Wrangler has a good ring to it, make deciding a name easy by going with that one.

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Pac-Van

Considering mini vans aren't small at all and can transport a large number of children, "Pac-Van" is a solid pun name if that's your car's main function.

Beach Buggy

If the beach is often your favorite trip to take, the name Beach Buggy couldn't be more perfect for the car that gets you there.

Spider

Convertibles can be referred to as a spider because the car has a small body and large wheels that combined resemble the shape of an arachnid.

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The Soccer Shuttle

Are you just driving back and forth between soccer practices nowadays? Then, why not own the name The Soccer Shuttle?

White Rabbit

If your white SUV is your companion going into mother nature, White Rabbit is an excellent name that invokes some of the cutest residents of the wilderness.

Cherry Bomb

There's no doubt that every red car owner has at least considered the name Cherry Bomb.

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Rims

Keep the alliteration going with the name combination of RV Rims for families with the large recreational vehicle.

Ace

Last, but not least, consider the effortlessly cool name Ace ideal for all cars, if you'd rather have a cool car name than a cute or jokey one.

Isis Briones is House Beautiful’s Senior Shopping Editor, she’ll find the best items for your home at every price point. She also loves to travel, so don’t be surprised if she hooks you up with some travel deals. Find more of her work published in Complex, Architectural Digest, Teen Vogue, and more.

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