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Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody)

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Jessica Hardy

Updated on March 16, 2026

Lab Rules
AsapSCIENCE Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴Working on the lab and I′m Thinking about safety
(Got goggles drawn,
And labcoats on) Open-toe shoes outta here Are you going crazy?
(Things could go wrong, things could go wrong)
My gloves
They make me safe around chemicals, my chemicals
My love Tie back your hair and prep materials, the materials
One, do not you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff
Two; do not mix it in Until the label is checked again
Three no food or drin Unless you
Wanna have to find you dead in the morning
And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk
I got lab rules I count ′em
I got lab rules I count 'em
Long hair tired back against myself
I got lab rules I count 'em
Now go and tell′ em to a friend
One, do not you taste or sniff
You know you should be wafting if you′re taking a whiff
Two; do not mix it in Until the label is checked again
Three no food or drin Unless you
Wanna have to find you dead in the morning

And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk
I got lab rules I count 'em


Overall Meaning

The song 'Lab Rules' by AsapSCIENCE is a fun and catchy song that emphasizes the importance of being safe when working in the lab. The lyrics highlight various safety measures that should be taken in the lab to prevent accidents and promote a safe working environment. The song starts by emphasizing the importance of wearing proper lab attire such as lab coats, goggles, and closed-toe shoes, and ties back the importance of being attentive to one's surroundings. The lyrics then delve into the importance of using gloves and preparing materials before handling chemicals to avoid any accidents. The lyrics go on to list three main rules that must be followed in the lab to avoid mistakes that can be fatal.


The lyrics not only provide valuable information about lab safety but also convey it in a way that is easy to remember and catchy. The repetition of the rules in the song is an effective way to reinforce the message and ensure that the listeners understand the importance of following these rules. The song acts as a reminder to researchers, especially those who are just starting their careers, that they must always be vigilant when working with chemicals and other hazardous materials.


Line by Line Meaning

Working on the lab and I′m Thinking about safety
I am aware of the potential dangers in the lab and taking steps to ensure my safety.


(Got goggles drawn, And labcoats on) Open-toe shoes outta here
I am wearing proper protective equipment such as goggles and lab coats, and avoiding open-toe shoes which could be a hazard.


Are you going crazy? (Things could go wrong, things could go wrong)
I am reminding myself and others to remain cautious because there are many things that could potentially go wrong in the lab.


My gloves They make me safe around chemicals, my chemicals My love
Wearing gloves is an essential step in protecting oneself around chemicals in the lab.


Tie back your hair and prep materials, the materials
Keeping hair tied back and preparing materials properly is important to avoid accidents or contamination in the lab.


One, do not you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff
It is important to not taste or sniff chemicals and instead waft them towards your nose to avoid inhaling harmful substances.


Two; do not mix it in Until the label is checked again
Always check labels before mixing chemicals to avoid dangerous reactions.


Three no food or drin Unless you Wanna have to find you dead in the morning
Eating or drinking in the lab could lead to ingesting harmful substances and potentially fatal consequences.


And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk I got lab rules I count 'em
By following these lab rules, the risk of accidents and exposure to dangerous substances can be reduced.


Long hair tired back against myself
Long hair should be tied back to avoid accidents or contamination in the lab.


Now go and tell′ em to a friend
It is important to share these lab rules with others to ensure everyone's safety and well-being.


Contributed by Samuel V. Suggest a correction in the comments below.

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