Men And Women
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You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world. If I had a twat in my bridges I'd be in a hotel room right now with eight guys, 'cause I'm a big old hoar. You have to much power. You can â?¦.in the front yard and tell your man: 'Now you go out there and eat that, when you come back, you can have some!' You know what he'd do? Whah whah! He 'd come running back into the house with a chocolate ring around his lips. 'I did it!!'. You stupid son of a bitch, I was kiddin'. Well, I still get the pussy don't I? Well no, you got shit in your mouth!
Thank god for hands. I'm 34 years old, I jack off more now than I did when I discovered it. When I discovered it, I loved it: Man, this feels great. What the fuck was that? I can't see! I can't see!
How many women masturbate? Look, 10 of you! Horseshit! Is that a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo business I think it is. Then 10 women out here keeping it going. Horseshit!
Women do it. I just do it in private. Found her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes. Whooooooooo shit! ' What are you doing?' I'm folding clothes!!!! Shit, and I watched. And then men get all the shit, 'cause we're the horny ones, you know? 'You're always horny. That's all you ever wanna do!' I KNOW! Because one of us had to be. One of us had to be the horny ones. There's men en there's women. One of us had to be the horny ones. So it's men. Women don't think like we do. They're emotional creatures. If they did, we'd all in a big â?¦ right now. Which would be a hell of a lot of fun.
That's why men created sports. Men created sports 'cause they get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Because sex is all about find them a girl, getting' in the little spot. Find her, get thereâ?¦â?¦. It's all it's about. And if you look at sports it's the same way 'cause men created them. Footbal! Upright through the middle! We put hair on the post is it wouldn't too offensive. Basketball: 2 hole, 5 guys fighting 5 other guys for a hole. Just like being in a nightclub! And off course tennis was invented by a women, 'cause that's just her doing: Back and forth, back and forthâ?¦.. Which goes back to the power-issue. If there is an argument at my house, my wife can take the puss, run in another room and hold it hostage. All of a sudden I am a hostage-negotiator. 'Have you harmed the hostage in any way? Press the hostage against the window so I can see it. Why is the hostage smoking white sigar? We know you got demands, what are they? She wants to go shopping. Shit! And a new car. Fuck! She wants a helicopter. God damn' we can do that I tell you . a helicopter, Helicopter, HELICOPTER ,HELICOPTER !!

Thanks a lot everybody for coming out. I hope you had a great time. I did! Thank you! Good night. Thank you very much.Overall Meaning

In Rodney Carrington's song "Men and Women," he humorously portrays the power dynamic between men and women, with a particular emphasis on the power women hold through their sexuality. He claims that women have so much power in their "pants" that they don't even realize it, and that men would behave very differently if they possessed the same power. Carrington also touches on the topic of masturbation, making jokes about the male and female experience and poking fun at the societal expectations around sexuality. He ends the song with a commentary on the different ways men and women think about sex and the creation of sports as a way for men to distract themselves from constantly thinking about it.

One interesting aspect of this song is that it exemplifies Carrington's specific brand of humor, which often employs crude language and explicit sexual references. He has been criticized by some for this type of humor, with some people finding it distasteful or offensive. However, his fans appreciate his unapologetically raunchy style and find it hilarious.

Another interesting fact about this song is that it was performed live and recorded as part of one of Carrington's comedy shows, which were very popular in the early 2000s. He has released several albums of his stand-up comedy routines, including "Morning Wood" and "King of the Mountains."

The chords for "Men and Women" are not readily available online, as it was performed in a stand-up comedy routine rather than a musical performance.

Line by Line Meaning

You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue.
Rodney feels that women have too much power with their sexuality and they may not even realize it.

That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world.
He believes that a woman's pubic hair is a cause of drama and problems.

If I had a twat in my bridges I'd be in a hotel room right now with eight guys, 'cause I'm a big old hoar.
Rodney thinks that if he had a vagina, he would be promiscuous and unfaithful.

You have to much power. You can â?¦.in the front yard and tell your man: 'Now you go out there and eat that, when you come back, you can have some!' You know what he'd do? Whah whah! He 'd come running back into the house with a chocolate ring around his lips. 'I did it!!'
Women can control men with their sexuality and use it as leverage in their relationship, as demonstrated by the example Rodney gives.

Thank god for hands. I'm 34 years old, I jack off more now than I did when I discovered it.
Rodney is grateful for his ability to masturbate and does so frequently.

How many women masturbate? Look, 10 of you! Horseshit! Is that a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo business I think it is. Then 10 women out here keeping it going. Horseshit!
Rodney doubts that only a small number of women masturbate, and believes that many women purchase sex toys.

Women do it. I just do it in private. Found her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes. Whooooooooo shit! ' What are you doing?' I'm folding clothes!!!! Shit, and I watched.
Rodney has caught women masturbating and believes they are just more discreet about it than men.

And then men get all the shit, 'cause we're the horny ones, you know? 'You're always horny. That's all you ever wanna do!' I KNOW! Because one of us had to be.
Rodney believes that men have a higher sex drive and are often criticized for it, but that it is necessary as part of the balance between men and women.

That's why men create sports.
Men create and enjoy sports as a way to take a break from thinking about sex and to channel their energy into something else.

Footbal! Upright through the middle! We put hair on the post is it wouldn't too offensive. Basketball: 2 hole, 5 guys fighting 5 other guys for a hole. Just like being in a nightclub! And off course tennis was invented by a women, 'cause that's just her doing: Back and forth, back and forthâ?¦..
Rodney uses examples of sports to show that men are wired to think about competition, and even when women create sports, they still reflect women's natural tendencies in some way.

If there is an argument at my house, my wife can take the puss, run in another room and hold it hostage. All of a sudden I am a hostage-negotiator.
Rodney compares his wife controlling sex to taking a hostage and himself to a hostage-negotiator - highlighting the power that sex can have in a relationship.

She wants to go shopping. Shit! And a new car. Fuck! She wants a helicopter. God damn' we can do that I tell you . a helicopter, Helicopter, HELICOPTER ,HELICOPTER !!
Rodney humorously exaggerates how women can use sex and power to get what they want from men, even expensive things like a helicopter.

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