Syrup 2 (feat. Lil Rocket Launcher)
Matthew Perez
Updated on March 16, 2026
Syrup 2
Slump AK Lyrics
Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴ Line by Line Meaning ↴Shot my lil' cousin and took his shoes
Customized my AR like it's Black Ops II
Beat up a crackhead sniffin' Gorilla glue
This bitch nasty as hell, she smell like doo doo
Just shot at a black man, it was Barack Obama
Beat up a crackhead who look like Barack Obama
Bought a fake ID, now my new name Bruce Lee
This is poo poo records, fuck a pee peeShot him twenty times, and now I got a smile on my face
Sold percs laced with fent now I got a case
Just popped twenty tabs, I think I'm finna die
Slapped my lil' cousin, he started to cry
Called up Spazzo suckin' on a hot dog
Beat up a crackhead who looked like a hot dog
Just caught one of my opps and hit him with a bazooka
Then I go to his crib to beat up his grandma
Then I beat up his wife
Then I beat up his newborn baby
Beat my lil' cousin ass, he suckin' his own meat
This dude Mark weird as hell, he asked for pics of my feet
Punched him in the face and knocked out his teeth
Just beat the fuck out of a little baby
Ugly ass, bitch ass, fuckin' fat ass baby
Stinky ass, small ass, bald ass baby
Diaper head ass, shit ass baby
Shot a nigga because I thought he was a twerkin' hot dog
Get on Xbox, I got your IP log
Caught my baby cousin watchin' leap frog
Just scammed a nigga, his name was Uncle Terry
My shooter aim is too good, I'm shootin' like Larry
Beat up a dog 'cause my friend said it don't bite
Next thing you know, that jaw tryna bite me
Stole my grandma weed and she beat my ass
She said give it back, so I gave her grass
Dudes in white robes, what the fuck is this clan
Killed both of his parents, now they call him Batman
Chillin' at home listenin' to TV static
He smoke one blunt, now he think he's an addict
Got so high, I saw a pterodactyl
Just beat a nigga ass with a ping pong paddle
Me and Slump the best duo, that ain't no cap
Just punched his girl 'cause she was fat
If they pull out guns, we pull out straps
Bend they ass over and hit from the back
Shoutout Lil' Slaughter for makin' the edits
Just burned down the school and blocked all the exits
Finna do drugs with my local crackhead
Woke up the next day, turns out that I'm dead
This bitch tried to give me head, but she had herpes
Just slapped the gym teacher, he made me do burpees
Just killed a nigga, now I'm gettin' chased by the FBI
I just ate rat poison, I think I'm gon' die
Just found the crackhead who stole my bike
I'm mad as fuck, I got beat up by a dyke
AK
Pull up on his ass and let the bullets penetrate
I let the glizzy take him out, like a date
From Chicago, so you know I'm drivin' a Wraith
Bitch throw 'em up, he's gon' get shot in the face
Gon' spray on his booty hole, just like some mace
Split persona, so you can call me two face
That nigga just a rookie, he using Grabify
Fucked a bitch yesterday, she said she used to be a guy
Kicked a nigga off his Xbox and boot his wifi
Fucked a raccoon and put it on Syfy
Killed Donald Trump and now they call me the good guy
Oh shit, they jumpin' me, they jumpin' me
Scooby dooby doo
Hey guys, today I'm gonna be turning into
Super saiyan 3, you ready, let's go
Overall Meaning
The above lyrics are from Slump AK's song Syrup 2. The lyrics are quite disturbing and violent, and at face value, they showcase a disregard for human life and lack of morality. The lyrics contain multiple acts of violence and murder, such as shooting a little cousin for his shoes, customizing a weapon, beating up a crackhead, and shooting at Barack Obama. The lyrics also contain derogatory statements about women and members of the LGBTQ+ community.
On a closer look, it appears that the lyrics may be a parody or satire of the rap genre, which often glorifies violence and misogyny. The lyrics could be an extreme exaggeration of the gangsta rap archetype, or they could be a commentary on the desensitization of listeners to violent lyrics in rap music.
Overall, the lyrics of Syrup 2 are disturbing and violent, and showcase a disregard for human life and morality. However, it is possible that they are a commentary on the rap genre and its glorification of violence, rather than a reflection of the artist's personal beliefs.
Line by Line Meaning
Shot my lil' cousin and took his shoes
I harmed my younger relative and stole his footwear
Customized my AR like it's Black Ops II
I modified my assault rifle to resemble the weapon in the video game Black Ops II
Beat up a crackhead sniffin' Gorilla glue
I physically assaulted an individual addicted to crack cocaine who was inhaling a specific brand of adhesive
This bitch nasty as hell, she smell like doo doo
This woman is extremely unpleasant, as her odor resembles feces
Just shot at a black man, it was Barack Obama
I recently fired a weapon in the direction of an African-American male, who happened to be Barack Obama
Beat up a crackhead who look like Barack Obama
I engaged in physical violence with an individual addicted to crack cocaine who bore a resemblance to Barack Obama
Bought a fake ID, now my new name Bruce Lee
I illegally purchased a counterfeit identification card, and I now go by the name Bruce Lee
This is poo poo records, fuck a pee pee
The record label I represent is called 'poo poo records', and I have no interest in anything related to urination
Shot him twenty times, and now I got a smile on my face
I shot him with a firearm on twenty separate occasions, and as a result, a grin appeared on my face
Sold percs laced with fent now I got a case
I illegally distributed prescription pills that were adulterated with fentanyl, and now I am facing legal charges
Just popped twenty tabs, I think I'm finna die
I recently ingested twenty tablets of a certain substance, and I believe I may be nearing death
Slapped my lil' cousin, he started to cry
I struck my younger relative with an open hand, causing him to shed tears
Called up Spazzo suckin' on a hot dog
I telephoned my acquaintance named Spazzo while he was consuming a hot dog
Beat up a crackhead who looked like a hot dog
I physically assaulted an individual addicted to crack cocaine who bore a resemblance to a hot dog
Just caught one of my opps and hit him with a bazooka
I successfully apprehended one of my adversaries and struck him with a bazooka
Then I go to his crib to beat up his grandma
Following that, I proceeded to his residence to physically assault his grandmother
Then I beat up his wife
Subsequently, I engaged in physical violence with his spouse
Then I beat up his newborn baby
Furthermore, I inflicted harm upon his recently born child
Beat my lil' cousin ass, he suckin' his own meat
I brutally attacked my younger relative, who was engaging in a sexual act with himself
This dude Mark weird as hell, he asked for pics of my feet
A gentleman named Mark exhibits peculiar behavior, as he requested photographs of my feet
Punched him in the face and knocked out his teeth
I forcefully struck him with a closed fist, causing his teeth to become dislodged
Just beat the fuck out of a little baby
I recently subjected a very young child to severe physical violence
Ugly ass, bitch ass, fuckin' fat ass baby
This child possesses unattractive features, acts like a female canine, and has a large physique
Stinky ass, small ass, bald ass baby
This infant emits an unpleasant odor, has a diminutive posterior, and lacks hair
Diaper head ass, shit ass baby
This child has a head covered by a diaper and displays qualities that can be compared to excrement
Shot a nigga because I thought he was a twerkin' hot dog
I fired a gun at an individual based on the mistaken belief that he resembled a twerking hot dog
Get on Xbox, I got your IP log
When you join the Xbox platform, I will gather information about your internet protocol address
Caught my baby cousin watchin' leap frog
I discovered my young cousin viewing a program called Leap Frog
Just scammed a nigga, his name was Uncle Terry
I recently deceived an individual named Uncle Terry for personal gain
My shooter aim is too good, I'm shootin' like Larry
The individual who carries out shootings on my behalf possesses exceptional accuracy, comparable to Larry Bird in basketball
Beat up a dog 'cause my friend said it don't bite
I physically assaulted a dog because my friend claimed it was not capable of biting
Next thing you know, that jaw tryna bite me
Subsequently, the dog attempted to bite me with its jaw
Stole my grandma weed and she beat my ass
I pilfered cannabis from my grandmother, and as a consequence, she physically assaulted me
She said give it back, so I gave her grass
In response to her demand for the return of the stolen weed, I provided her with a substitute that resembled grass
Dudes in white robes, what the fuck is this clan
There are individuals dressed in white robes, and I express confusion regarding their affiliation or purpose
Killed both of his parents, now they call him Batman
I caused the deaths of both of his biological guardians, leading to his adoption of the nickname Batman
Chillin' at home listenin' to TV static
I am in a relaxed state at my residence, passively listening to the sound of television static
He smoke one blunt, now he think he's an addict
After consuming a single marijuana cigar, he erroneously believes himself to be addicted
Got so high, I saw a pterodactyl
I became heavily intoxicated to the extent that I witnessed the presence of a pterosaur known as a pterodactyl
Just beat a nigga ass with a ping pong paddle
I recently used a ping pong paddle as a weapon to physically assault an African-American male
Me and Slump the best duo, that ain't no cap
Slump and I form an exceptional duo, and I assure you this statement is truthful
Just punched his girl 'cause she was fat
I just struck his female companion due to her overweight appearance
If they pull out guns, we pull out straps
If they brandish firearms, we will also produce firearms
Bend they ass over and hit from the back
We will position them in a manner that exposes their posterior and engage in sexual activity from behind
Shoutout Lil' Slaughter for makin' the edits
I would like to express my gratitude to an individual named Lil' Slaughter for the video edits he created
Just burned down the school and blocked all the exits
I recently set fire to the educational institution and prevented anyone from leaving by barricading the exits
Finna do drugs with my local crackhead
I am about to partake in the consumption of narcotics in the company of a resident known for their addiction to crack cocaine
Woke up the next day, turns out that I'm dead
Upon awakening the following day, I realized that I am deceased
This bitch tried to give me head, but she had herpes
A woman attempted to engage in oral sexual activity with me, but she was infected with the herpes virus
Just slapped the gym teacher, he made me do burpees
I recently struck the physical education instructor, as he assigned me the task of performing a series of calisthenics known as burpees
Just killed a nigga, now I'm gettin' chased by the FBI
I have just ended an African-American male's life, and as a result, I am being pursued by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
I just ate rat poison, I think I'm gon' die
Moments ago, I consumed a toxic substance designed to kill rats, and I believe I am approaching death
Just found the crackhead who stole my bike
I recently located the individual addicted to crack cocaine who took possession of my bicycle without permission
I'm mad as fuck, I got beat up by a dyke
I am extremely angered because I was physically assaulted by a female homosexual
Pull up on his ass and let the bullets penetrate
I will arrive at his location and allow the projectiles discharged from a firearm to enter his body
I let the glizzy take him out, like a date
I permit the firearm, often referred to as a glizzy, to eliminate him, similar to how one would be taken out on a romantic outing
From Chicago, so you know I'm drivin' a Wraith
As I am from the city of Chicago, it is evident that I am operating a Rolls-Royce Wraith automobile
Bitch throw 'em up, he's gon' get shot in the face
My female companion should raise her hands in the air, as doing so will result in him receiving a gunshot to his facial region
Gon' spray on his booty hole, just like some mace
I intend to apply a substance, similar to mace, to his anus by discharging it using a spray mechanism
Split persona, so you can call me two face
I possess a divided personality, similar to the fictional character Two-Face, and thus, you may refer to me as such
That nigga just a rookie, he using Grabify
That individual is merely a novice, as he relies on the online tool Grabify for certain tasks
Fucked a bitch yesterday, she said she used to be a guy
I engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman yesterday, and she disclosed that she had previously been a male
Kicked a nigga off his Xbox and boot his wifi
I expelled an individual from their Xbox console and disabled their wireless internet connection
Fucked a raccoon and put it on Syfy
I had sexual intercourse with a raccoon, and subsequently, the encounter was broadcast on the Syfy television channel
Killed Donald Trump and now they call me the good guy
I successfully ended the life of Donald Trump, which resulted in me being perceived as the virtuous individual in this situation
Oh shit, they jumpin' me, they jumpin' me
Oh no, a group of individuals is attacking me, they are physically assaulting me
Scooby dooby doo
This phrase does not hold a specific meaning, as it is a reference to the catchphrase of the fictional character Scooby-Doo
Hey guys, today I'm gonna be turning into
Hello everyone, on this occasion, I will transform into
Super saiyan 3, you ready, let's go
I will attain the power level of a Super Saiyan 3, are you prepared? Let us proceed
Writer(s): Marlon Lafayette Brown, Qasher Kuan, Marcos Rios
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