The Star Wars Story That Turns Ewoks Into Monsters

When the Star Wars villains tried to sleep at night, the Ewoks would keep them awake with eerie drums in the dark. This combination of physical attacks and mental torture eventually caused the narrator to surrender to Rebels mostly because it was the quickest way to get away from the alien attackers. He says that to this day, he hasn’t been able to sleep well because he is constantly tormented by memories of the bloodthirsty Ewoks.

Somehow, we doubt this Star Wars tale will make skeptical fans suddenly become bigger fans of the Ewoks. However, it’s cool to know the franchise once went the extra mile to explain how these cuddly critters are more dangerous than they look.