Tie My Pecker To My Leg
Mojo Nixon Lyrics

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Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Reddog (solo)

Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' foo
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Simon (solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Everybody solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker

Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Mojo Nixon's song Tie My Pecker To My Leg are controversial and shocking, and can be interpreted as a mocking and satirical representation of taboo topics such as incest, bestiality, and other sexual encounters. The song features a series of absurd and nonsensical scenarios that involve family members and animals engaging in bizarre sexual acts, all punctuated by the catchy chorus of "Gonna tie my pecker to my leg."

The song uses shocking and explicit language to provide a commentary on the sexual repression and hypocrisy of society, and to challenge traditional norms and morals. The use of crude and vulgar language highlights the absurdity of these sexual practices and forces the listeners to confront and question these social taboos. The song can also be interpreted as a reflection on the influences of popular culture and the media on shaping our attitudes towards sex and relationships, and the impact that this has on individuals and wider society.

Line by Line Meaning

Me your momma and some other whore
I am with your mother and another prostitute

Floating down the river on a shithouse door
I am on a makeshift boat made out of a toilet door

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
I am going to tie my penis to my leg, twice for emphasis

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
My father is romantically involved with a barn animal

Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
My grandmother is having sexual relations with an ear of corn

Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Seeing my mother shave her pubic area is arousing for children

Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
My grandfather is attempting to engage in sexual behavior with an object in the front yard

Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
My sister is making money through a phone sex hotline

Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
She performed oral sex on her dog with coins as payment

Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' foo
I am confident in my sexual prowess and also a fool

Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
I started learning about sex at a very young age

Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
She has a very tight anus

Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
I am willing to engage in very disturbing behavior to see this person have an orgasm

You only live once, so off with them pants
Life is short, so let's engage in sexual activity

Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
There is no certainty in the afterlife

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
My girlfriend is so attractive, I would perform oral sex on her father

If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
My genitals are so beautiful, you would not criticize me

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
I woke up with a bad odor on my fingers from sexual activity

Last night I must have been the designated drinker
I was probably the one who drank the most alcohol last night

I need a woman six foot ten
I require a very tall woman to accommodate my large penis

She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
She must be tall enough to accommodate my penis

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
I am repeating my intention to tie my penis to my leg

Everybody solo
Everyone sing individually

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
I am reaffirming my plan to tie my penis to my leg

Lyrics © Peermusic Publishing
Written by: DANIEL MCLAIN, NEILL MCMILLAN

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